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THE YELLOW SECTION OF THIS WEBSITE or: My tribute to The Simpsons

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II
(not in the picture: Abraham J. Simpson and the screamapillar)
742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield,
you better know in what state they live in, USA |
Residents of
Evergreen Terrace: |
The Flanders,
Ruth Powers,
Luann and Milhouse Van Houten,
The Wiggums,
The Nahasapeemapetilons and
former President Gerald Ford (after George H. W. and Barbara
Bush moved) |
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Homer Jay Simpson
Age: 36-40 (depending on episode)
Gender: Male
Born: May 12, 1955 in Winnipeg, Manitoba
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Hair Color: Balding, formerly brown
Job: Safety Inspector of Sector 7G at Springfield Nuclear
Power Plant
Other Jobs:
Activist, Actor, Agent, Ambulance driver, Arm Wrestler,
Astronaut, Attack-dog trainer,
Baby Proofer, Bartender, Bear Hunter, Blackjack
dealer, Bodyguard, Bootlegger, Boxer, Broadway Actor, Butler, Baseball
Player, Candle maker, Car designer, Caretaker,
Carny, CEO, Chauffeur, Springfield Chief of Police, Child Caretaker,
Choreographer, Chiropractor, Clown, Coach, Con artist, Conceptual
artist, Consultant, Convenience store night-clerk, Curator, Death
("Treehouse of Horror XIV"), Detective, Dishwasher, Drug
Smuggler, Door-to-door knife salesman, Door-to-door sugar salesman,
Door-to-door spring salesman, Employee at Gulp
'n' Blow Drive-through, Executive of Globex Corp., Executive Vice
President of Power Plant, Farmer, Film critic,
Film producer, Food critic, Fortune cookie writer, Gravedigger,
Grease entrepreneur, Guard, Hippie, Homophobe,
Horse Trainer, Ice Cream Truck Driver, Impotency
Spokesman, Informant, Internet service provider, Inventor, Kidnapper,
Krusty Impersonator, Mall Santa Claus, Manager,
Marriage Counselor, Mascot, Mayor, Mayoral candidate, Mexican wrestler,
Mini-golf assistant, Missionary, Mob Boss, Monorail conductor, Mountain
climber, Musician, Nuclear Power Plant manager,
Oil-rig worker, One Man Band, Ordained Minister,
Outsider Artist, Owner, Panhandler, Performance
artist, Personal assistant, Pig Judge, Pilot, Plus-size butt model,
Prank monkey, Pretzel Inspector, Prison snitch, Public speaker,
Roadie, Roadside corn salesman, Railroad Engineer,
Rastaman, Robot (imposter), Rollercoaster Rebuilder, Safety
protester, Safety Salamander, Sailor in the Naval Reserve, Salesman,
Sanitation Commissioner, Security guard, Smuggler, Snitch, Snowplow
proprietor and driver, Soldier, Songwriter, Street musician, Superhero,
Sprawl-Mart greeter, Talk Show Host, Teacher, Telemarketer,
Thief, Tomacco Creator, Town Crier, Trucker, Train driver, Union
leader, Used Car salesman, Vigilante, Village Oaf,
Voice actor, Webmaster, Wrestler, Writer.
Married to: Marge
Children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie
Parents: Abraham and Mona
Half siblings: Herb Powell and Abbie
Uncles: Tyrone (deceased) Cyrus
Likes: Donuts and (Duff) Beer
Secret Shame: Loves to eat flowers
Famous Quotations: D'oh!; Mmmm... Donuts; Why you little...!;
Woohoo!; Y'ello?
Favorite Superhero: Batman ("To the Simpson-Mobile")
Honorary citizen of: Winnipeg, Canada
Other Achievements: voted 'Philosopher of the decate' by
Men's Health Magazine (10/2005) |
Marjorie Simpson
Maiden name: Bouvier
Age: approx. 38
Gender: Female
Born: March 18
Zodiac sign: Pisces
Hair Color: originally brunette, now 18 inches high, dyes
hair with 'Blue #56'
Job: Homemaker
Former Jobs: 'Roller-waitress', Pretzel maker/saleswoman,
Police officer, Radical activist, Shoe spokesperson, Springfield
Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Novelist, The church 'Listen Lady',
Female bodybuilder, Marriage Counselor, Carpenter
Parents: Clancy and Jacqueline
Relatives: Sisters Patty and Selma
Proud of: never having anyone met before with taler hair
(outside Graceland)
Car: unnamed red station wagon; Canyonero
Favorite dishes: buttered noodles, julienned potatoes and
peach crumble
Favorite seasons: Spring and Winter
Admirers: C.M. Burns, Flash Baylor, Artie Ziff and Moe
Szyslak
Fan of: Ringo Starr
Famous for: Pork chops
Infamous for: Ice-cream sundaes
Commemorative hams: emergency ham, condolence ham, earthquake
ham and celebration ham
Weekly budget to nourish the family: $12
Political view: democratic
Famous Quotations: Hrrrrrrrm...
Addiction: gambling
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Bartholomew Simpson
Age: 10
Gender: Male
Born: April 1
Zodiac sign: Libra
Hair Color: blond
Job: Student @ Springfield Elementary
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Lisa and Maggie
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Famous Quotations: Eat my shorts, Ay caramba, Don't have
a cow man!, I didn't do it.
Favorite Superhero: Radioactive Man
Interests: Krusty the Clown, skateboarding, comic books,
playing video games, prank calling Moe Szyslak @ his tavern
Secret Identity: Bartman (short appearance in the episode
"Three Men and a Comic Book")
Cultural influences: rated #46 in 1998's Times
magazine's "most influencial people of the 20th century"
list; took over Garfield's #1 merchandise statistics in the 90s;
most intriguing character in 1990's People Magazine's
statistic (only one to achieve this rating before as fictional
characters was Jessica Rabbit); only fictional character in Time's
"100 People of the Century" statistic
Fictional Influence: South Park (due to anti-hero characters)
Appearances on other shows: South Park, Tiny Toon Adventures,
Futurama, King of the Hill, Garfield and Friends, Ultimate X-Men,
Basic Instinct, Michael Jackson's extended version of "Black
and White"
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Lisa Marie Simpson
Age: 8
Gender: Female
IQ: 159
Hair Color: yellow
Job: Student @ Springfield Elementary
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Bart and Maggie
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Famous Quotations: If anybody wants me I'm in my room,
Are we there yet?, But Daaaaaad!, Do we have any food that wasn't
brutally slaughtered?
Languages: English, Italian, French, Swedish, German verbs
only, understands Chinese and Spanish
Interests: Music (singing, playing guitar, bass guitar,
accordion and piano as well as saxophone
Sports: Soccer, Pee Wee Hockey, Gymnastics
Diet: Vegetarian
Religion: Buddhist (just like Lenny and Carl)
Future Lisa: 8 yrs from now: decition not to marry Milhouse
van Houten; 15 yrs from now: wedding with British man cancelled
due to dislike of the Simpson family, looses virginity to Milhouse
van Houten; 30 yrs from now: US President Lisa Simpson
Biggest cheat: @ Springfield Elementary to attain her highest
grade of A+++
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Margaret
Simpson
named after: Matt Groening's youngest sister
Age: 1
Worth: $847.63 (a reference to the monthly cost of infant-rearing
in 1989 --> appears at supermarket's checkout scanner @ the show's
opening credits)
Gender: Female
IQ: close to Lisa's IQ
Hair Color: yellow
Job: none
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Bart and Lisa
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Character: frequent tendency to stumble and land on her face
while attemting to walk, penchant for sucking on her pacifier (originally
created by Matt Groening during the Tracey Ullman period and by
Nancy Cartwright during the regular series)
Personality: easily influenceable, mortally terrified by
her aunts Patty and Selma
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favourite characters |
The screamapillar
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Charles Montgomery Burns
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Robert Underdunk Terwilliger a.k.a. Sideshow Bob
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Herschel Shmoikel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski a.k.a. Krusty the Clown
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Jeff Albertson a.k.a. Comic Book Guy
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Rainer Wolfcastle
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