THE YELLOW SECTION OF THIS WEBSITE or: My tribute to The Simpsons

Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, Maggie, Santa's Little Helper, Snowball II
(not in the picture: Abraham J. Simpson and the screamapillar)

742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield, you better know in what state they live in, USA
Residents of Evergreen Terrace:
The Flanders,
Ruth Powers,
Luann and Milhouse Van Houten,
The Wiggums,
The Nahasapeemapetilons and
former President Gerald Ford
(after George H. W. and Barbara Bush moved)
   

Homer Jay Simpson

Age: 36-40 (depending on episode)
Gender: Male
Born: May 12, 1955 in Winnipeg, Manitoba
Zodiac sign: Taurus
Hair Color: Balding, formerly brown
Job: Safety Inspector of Sector 7G at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Other Jobs:
Activist, Actor, Agent, Ambulance driver, Arm Wrestler, Astronaut, Attack-dog trainer,
Baby Proofer, Bartender, Bear Hunter, Blackjack dealer, Bodyguard, Bootlegger, Boxer, Broadway Actor, Butler, Baseball Player, Candle maker, Car designer, Caretaker, Carny, CEO, Chauffeur, Springfield Chief of Police, Child Caretaker, Choreographer, Chiropractor, Clown, Coach, Con artist, Conceptual artist, Consultant, Convenience store night-clerk, Curator, Death ("Treehouse of Horror XIV"), Detective, Dishwasher, Drug Smuggler, Door-to-door knife salesman, Door-to-door sugar salesman, Door-to-door spring salesman, Employee at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through, Executive of Globex Corp., Executive Vice President of Power Plant, Farmer, Film critic, Film producer, Food critic, Fortune cookie writer, Gravedigger, Grease entrepreneur, Guard, Hippie, Homophobe, Horse Trainer, Ice Cream Truck Driver, Impotency Spokesman, Informant, Internet service provider, Inventor, Kidnapper, Krusty Impersonator, Mall Santa Claus, Manager, Marriage Counselor, Mascot, Mayor, Mayoral candidate, Mexican wrestler, Mini-golf assistant, Missionary, Mob Boss, Monorail conductor, Mountain climber, Musician, Nuclear Power Plant manager, Oil-rig worker, One Man Band, Ordained Minister, Outsider Artist, Owner, Panhandler, Performance artist, Personal assistant, Pig Judge, Pilot, Plus-size butt model, Prank monkey, Pretzel Inspector, Prison snitch, Public speaker, Roadie, Roadside corn salesman, Railroad Engineer, Rastaman, Robot (imposter), Rollercoaster Rebuilder, Safety protester, Safety Salamander, Sailor in the Naval Reserve, Salesman, Sanitation Commissioner, Security guard, Smuggler, Snitch, Snowplow proprietor and driver, Soldier, Songwriter, Street musician, Superhero, Sprawl-Mart greeter, Talk Show Host, Teacher, Telemarketer, Thief, Tomacco Creator, Town Crier, Trucker, Train driver, Union leader, Used Car salesman, Vigilante, Village Oaf, Voice actor, Webmaster, Wrestler, Writer.

Married to: Marge
Children: Bart, Lisa and Maggie
Parents: Abraham and Mona
Half siblings: Herb Powell and Abbie
Uncles: Tyrone (deceased) Cyrus
Likes: Donuts and (Duff) Beer
Secret Shame: Loves to eat flowers
Famous Quotations: D'oh!; Mmmm... Donuts; Why you little...!; Woohoo!; Y'ello?
Favorite Superhero: Batman ("To the Simpson-Mobile")
Honorary citizen of: Winnipeg, Canada
Other Achievements: voted 'Philosopher of the decate' by Men's Health Magazine (10/2005)

Marjorie Simpson

Maiden name: Bouvier
Age: approx. 38
Gender: Female
Born: March 18
Zodiac sign: Pisces
Hair Color: originally brunette, now 18 inches high, dyes hair with 'Blue #56'
Job: Homemaker
Former Jobs: 'Roller-waitress', Pretzel maker/saleswoman, Police officer, Radical activist, Shoe spokesperson, Springfield Nuclear Power Plant Employee, Novelist, The church 'Listen Lady', Female bodybuilder, Marriage Counselor, Carpenter
Parents: Clancy and Jacqueline
Relatives: Sisters Patty and Selma
Proud of: never having anyone met before with taler hair (outside Graceland)
Car: unnamed red station wagon; Canyonero
Favorite dishes: buttered noodles, julienned potatoes and peach crumble
Favorite seasons: Spring and Winter
Admirers: C.M. Burns, Flash Baylor, Artie Ziff and Moe Szyslak
Fan of: Ringo Starr
Famous for: Pork chops
Infamous for: Ice-cream sundaes
Commemorative hams: emergency ham, condolence ham, earthquake ham and celebration ham
Weekly budget to nourish the family: $12
Political view: democratic
Famous Quotations: Hrrrrrrrm...
Addiction: gambling

Bartholomew Simpson

Age: 10
Gender: Male
Born: April 1
Zodiac sign: Libra
Hair Color: blond
Job: Student @ Springfield Elementary
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Lisa and Maggie
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Famous Quotations: Eat my shorts, Ay caramba, Don't have a cow man!, I didn't do it.
Favorite Superhero: Radioactive Man
Interests: Krusty the Clown, skateboarding, comic books, playing video games, prank calling Moe Szyslak @ his tavern
Secret Identity: Bartman (short appearance in the episode "Three Men and a Comic Book")
Cultural influences: rated #46 in 1998's Times magazine's "most influencial people of the 20th century" list; took over Garfield's #1 merchandise statistics in the 90s; most intriguing character in 1990's People Magazine's statistic (only one to achieve this rating before as fictional characters was Jessica Rabbit); only fictional character in Time's "100 People of the Century" statistic
Fictional Influence: South Park (due to anti-hero characters)
Appearances on other shows: South Park, Tiny Toon Adventures, Futurama, King of the Hill, Garfield and Friends, Ultimate X-Men, Basic Instinct, Michael Jackson's extended version of "Black and White"

Lisa Marie Simpson

Age: 8
Gender: Female
IQ: 159
Hair Color: yellow
Job: Student @ Springfield Elementary
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Bart and Maggie
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Famous Quotations: If anybody wants me I'm in my room, Are we there yet?, But Daaaaaad!, Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Languages: English, Italian, French, Swedish, German verbs only, understands Chinese and Spanish
Interests: Music (singing, playing guitar, bass guitar, accordion and piano as well as saxophone
Sports: Soccer, Pee Wee Hockey, Gymnastics
Diet: Vegetarian
Religion: Buddhist (just like Lenny and Carl)
Future Lisa: 8 yrs from now: decition not to marry Milhouse van Houten; 15 yrs from now: wedding with British man cancelled due to dislike of the Simpson family, looses virginity to Milhouse van Houten; 30 yrs from now: US President Lisa Simpson
Biggest cheat: @ Springfield Elementary to attain her highest grade of A+++

Margaret Simpson

named after: Matt Groening's youngest sister
Age: 1
Worth: $847.63 (a reference to the monthly cost of infant-rearing in 1989 --> appears at supermarket's checkout scanner @ the show's opening credits)
Gender: Female
IQ: close to Lisa's IQ
Hair Color: yellow
Job: none
Parents: Homer and Marge
Sisters: Bart and Lisa
Grandparents: Abraham, Mona, Jackie and Clancy
Character: frequent tendency to stumble and land on her face while attemting to walk, penchant for sucking on her pacifier (originally created by Matt Groening during the Tracey Ullman period and by Nancy Cartwright during the regular series)
Personality: easily influenceable, mortally terrified by her aunts Patty and Selma
   
More favourite characters

The screamapillar

Charles Montgomery Burns

Robert Underdunk Terwilliger a.k.a. Sideshow Bob

Herschel Shmoikel Pinkus Yerucham Krustofski a.k.a. Krusty the Clown

Jeff Albertson a.k.a. Comic Book Guy

Rainer Wolfcastle